Another Katrina/New Orleans Rant.

I figure every other jerk-off in the world is putting their dime's worth of bullshit in about the relief effort and the death of the only honest town in America, so now it's my turn. The only real mutha fucka saying anything worth a damn is Kayne West, laying it on the shoulders of the man where-the-buck-stops, or at least in other days it did. It sure as shit ain't the me decade, but the "What, me?!" decade.

And Lets face it, America hates poor black people. We never show them unless it's in some contrived version of reality. Bill Marr showed 2 pics, one of white kids with food, and one with a black kid with sodas. I'll let you guess where the "looter" and the "finder" tags came into play. I mean, what the fuck were these people supposed to do? No money to get out, no vehicles to drive them out, no door to door operation to get people onto the non-existent buses waiting for them. No free commercial or military flights to evacuate folks out. No Internet or cable to provide them the information they needed. No National Guard troops (partly because of the war and partly because of ineptitude) guiding people to these non-existent venues of transport out. No trains, no ships, massive budget cuts to your only national disaster organization, and no sense of true leadership by anyone.

The fucking new head of FEMA, Mike Brown, is a complete moron who didn't even know folks were still in the Superdome 2 days ago. The schmuck was an idiot who was a was simply a GOP supporter, fired from his previous job as a commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, had no experience in the field, and was given his original post as deputy by his old buddy, the previous head of FEMA for the Bush administration.

Contrast this to the head of FEMA during the Clinton Years (These are only for references Dolph, but the shoe fits), who was credited with revamping the whole agency from it's previous position as the bastard child of the Fed. James Lee Witt, the Clinton Appointee, would shit his pants at the shame this bastard has brought to his previously accredited organization. I met his Nephew Coy at the failure that was the 2004 Democratic National Convention. Great guy who was interning for Sen. Clinton, the balls of the operation, at the time. We got drunk a lot on Yachts from free champagne, and met people from the Real World. I should have known right then the whole ship was crashing in for the Dems, when Fucking CJ from Paris is crashing your parties.

But, on a lighter note, I have a plan for New Orleans. I call it: The "Escape From New York Plan!" plan. Get everyone out but the roaming gangs, wall the fucking place off with 50 ft walls, with snipers posted about every 100ft from secure and covered positions. Every now and again we would have to send in a Snake Plisken when a foreign dignitary or President crash landed there, but that's a small price to pay for such a fantastic solution! Stamp every inmate with a mark of the beast aka deep embedded chip, and match up a nice AWAC plane to keep tabs. This country loves making jails, so why not! I mean, we love them so much, we even have companies building and running them for us. Think of it, New New Awlin', brought to to you by Halliburton! Just Brilliant!! It is the solution for the new century, surely marking the upswing of a dying nation, one city at a time.

BTW, this years Mardi Gras is being moved by the administration to SLC, Utah! 3.2 beer, here we come!! No surviving black people allowed.